sarlaccvagina: petition for Avengers 2 to end on a freeze-frame like this
alltimeangela: why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
scvlptures: depression is when you don’t really care about anything anxiety is when you care too much about everything and having both is just like what
vriskanon: kawaiipeculier: sometimes i feel sad then i remember issac newtons hair he may have discovered gravity but that luxurious flowing mane sure hasnt damn son
Nothing can wear you out like caring about people.– S.E. Hinton, That Was Then, This Is Now (via modernmethadone)
ryaninwonderland: who ever said high school was the best 4 years of their life must have had a really fast metabolism and was probably really popular and had lots of friends and got good grades and did not have social anxiety
orelpuppington: IMPORTANT NEWS: “PIZZA ROLLS” IS THE PERFECT NUMBER OF LETTERS FOR KNUCKLE TATTOOS
lizzlemcguizzle: i take you to the candy shop
ashketchurn: i put the sad in quesadilla
sewphia: 10 years from now people are gonna ask me how my teenage years went and I will just start crying
foodchewer: *hides good snacks from family members*
gatzzby: hannahsneakers: why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books i mean best male/female character best antagonist best plot development best plot twist come on #book you threw across the room the hardest
captainmayfire: yungcarol: mulp-plum: ...
unregardless: 2 DAYS UNTIL GATSBY
Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: What for?
Me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS What do you fucking think for.
me: *goes on the computer*
parents: OH I GUESS SINCE YOU'RE ON THE COMPUTER IT MEANS THAT YOU'RE PERFECTLY 100% BETTER NOW GO TO SCHOOL AND GRADUATE AND GET A JOB AND GET MARRIED AND DIE
romulusthread: cigarettes are gross but pictures of boys smoking cigarettes are hot
thecompanionsdoctor: My week is basically: Monday Monday #2 Monday #3 Monday #4 Friday Saturday Pre-Monday